As gadget freaks celebrate the official release of the iPhone 3G today… The main reason why the iPhone sucks so bad is because I can’t get one. As much as I want, I just can’t. Another reason: it’s as big as my shoe and nanchucks. This post is dedicated to all you folks who want to get an iPhone 3g but for various reasons, can’t and/or won’t get one. Enjoy the pics and this post [Mac vs PC].
INTERFACE: Very clear instructions and Power button is very very visible.
USABILITY: The buttons on the TouchPad are very easy to see and push. In fact, Apple guarantees you’ll never press the wrong button.
DURABILITY: Built solid like a rock or a shoe. But smells better than your shoe.
SIZE: Yes.
FLEXIBILITY: Not only is it an iPhone, but it can also iProtect you from phone jackers. I personally like to carry around my nanchucks where ever I go and will utilize my new iPhone 3G for protection as well.
Here’s what it looks like to carry both your nanchucks and new iPhone 3G in your back pockets. Don’t mess me with me. I’ll kick your ass…and then, pray for you.
Seriously, I’ve had this phone for awhile. I love it. Whenever I’m having a tense day…I carry this phone outside. I’ll pretend I’m talking on this phone as I’m walking or even better, driving around…and the looks people give me. It’s hilarious.
And lastly, a friendly reminder to be careful with your nanchucks. Don’t jump and swing.
Filed under: technology , 3G, apple, iphone
This post was awesome!
i enjoyed this post just as much as the first time you posted it. :)
Simply… Amazing.
this is great! that was the first ‘cellular’ phone my family had, circa 1993. i think we paid $0.30 per minute, plus a per-call connect charge. and we had to carry it in a backpack.
still funny the 2nd time.
You got me! :D
one of my favorite posts! bwahahahaha
I certainly remember being envious of people that had that Motorola phone and didn’t have to carry their phone in a bag. Our grand kids well probably laugh at our memory of having to carry a phone at all. It should be reduced to a keychain with bluetooth real soon now.
Bait and switch….Brilliant!
heheh..funny…you almost got me good!!
http://www.latimes.com/technology/la-fi-iphone12-2008jul12,1,118426.story
that’s why it sucks.
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I can’t get one either!!! Mainly because Cingular/AT&T does not have coverage in my area!!! iPhone sucks because it doesn’t work with verizon or Alltel!!!
HAHA. that’s funny! I got the new iPhone 3G and LOVE it =D Sorry you can’t get one!
Brilliant! I’m so jealous!
Oh gosh how funny. might be useful as a bat too.
Cool.
‘I’ll kick your ass…then, pray for you’. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant! That’s absolutely hilarious.
Oh BTW: I don’t want an iPhone. I wouldn’t mind having one, but I don’t truly need one.
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I love you man. I don’t have any guilt or regrets for owning an iPhone. If I didn’t have one. No sweat. But good thing Apple paid for my iPhone and not me.
I’m a new fan. (I think I recognize that phone, with a different logo, lol.) Love this post and still following the comments on the “New Calvinists” post.
Have fun!
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